The Ballad of the Ineluctable and Contrary Grath
You can’t possibly comprehend Grath, the Shaper, God-King, unless you’ve been out to coffee with him or something.
Stones quake at his name, and the heavens flex with his breath. His father was a storm and his mother the sun’s fire. His sister’s name is Jill. She works in real estate.
He slew the Farelic Beast and silenced the Screaming Winds. He bears the Nameless Blade, has only cried at the movies twice, and is clothed in the Ghost Armour of Muc’Thai. He has a stuffed moose named Chocolate.
You shall know when he draws near. He tends to hum.