Chris knew, the first time he saw the commercial, that one day he’d get bored enough to try it. He was a sucker, just one smart enough to know it.
So he texted CHRIS + KELLY, and tried to forget about the $1.50 charge and the ongoing blah blah blah. Worst case, it said they were incompatible and he could continue hating the whole thing.
The response was quick: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU.
He hadn’t even really finished reading it before he ducked. Something rushed by his head, and whatever was holding it snarled low.
Hah! thought Chris. Who’s the sucker now?