RANDALL

THE LAST OF THE MACHINES THE PROFESSOR MADE BEFORE I LEFT WAS EXACTLY AS INSANE AND IMPOSSIBLE AS THE REST, EXCEPT THAT HE DECIDED TO USE ME AS A GUINEA PIG. HOW TO DO YOU SAY NO TO THE DEVIOUS DOCTORATE?

IT WAS A TRANSMUTING, TRANSMOGRIFYING THING, A STEEL CHAMBER WITH WEIRD LIGHTS AND TUBES ON THE SIDE, AND A SUB-STYLE BULKHEAD. YOU PUT A LIVING THING AND A PIECE OF TECH INSIDE, TWIRL THE KNOBS AND BING! YOU’VE GOT A CYBORG.

HE COULD’VE PUT ME IN WITH LASERS, MAYBE A MOTORCYCLE. I DON’T KNOW WHY TEST 1 WAS THIS MEGAPHONE.

2 Responses to “RANDALL”

  1. I didn’t think you’d come up with something this elegant.

    I think I’d want to be put in with one of these machines itself, so that I could create more cyborgs at will.

    Or maybe with a toaster.

  2. hahaha. dude, what would my life be without you?

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