Cort will not shut up about becoming a ‘Pedian. “It’s great man. I am everyone! I’m democracy made manifest. Free knowledge incarnate.”
Kevin is about to remind him of the “donation” that made him when Cort shoots up to seven feet and then shrinks to dwarf size. His eyes change colour and then his skin. He’s briefly a she.
“What is this?”
“Fucking trolls man. They’re editing me.”
“Can’t you lock them out?”
“That would be defeating the purpose.” He’s suddenly a dog. “I’ll call an admin.”
At the party, Kevin introduces him: “This is Cort COLBERT RULES Fuller.”