Kylie

Kylie’s sled is fucking awesome.

She’s slicked the runners, imported a high-grade low-friction experimental plastic from Japan or something, and then covered that in grease.  The rudder is an inverse sharkfin and it’s got this sweet bite.  She can turn, like, on a half a dime.

But the thing on the back is the real moneymaker, a pneumatic rifle refitted to fire snowballs.  She can lock and load thirty, but for the real long hills, there’s a scoop at the side for ammo.

When they get to the race, Mona looks at the competition and says, “You overdid it again.”

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