Jimmy Gives Up On Mission to “Read All the Books in the World”
After just two years, 13-year-old Jimmy Schmultz has announced that he is giving up his mission to read every book.
“There’s too many,” he said in a press conference given yesterday from the top of his bunk bed. “I’m really proud of what I accomplished, but it’s a monumental task.” Jimmy denied allegations that the stop was related to the time when Brad called him a bookworm, saying that it was a personal decision.
“Plus there’s this girl I like,” he added.
When asked what he would do next, Jimmy said he was hoping to “watch some movies, or something.”