Jimmy Gives Up On Mission to “Read All the Books in the World”

After just two years, 13-year-old Jimmy Schmultz has announced that he is giving up his mission to read every book.

“There’s too many,” he said in a press conference given yesterday from the top of his bunk bed.  “I’m really proud of what I accomplished, but it’s a monumental task.”  Jimmy denied allegations that the stop was related to the time when Brad called him a bookworm, saying that it was a personal decision.

“Plus there’s this girl I like,” he added.

When asked what he would do next, Jimmy said he was hoping to “watch some movies, or something.”

2 Responses to “Jimmy Gives Up On Mission to “Read All the Books in the World””

  1. that was really cute. good job, man.

  2. Haha, been reading The Onion? Good stuff.

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