They’re Really Tall

Those who would ride the Giant Giraffes of the Secret Valley first must make two decisions.  The first: how dearly do they value their lives, which will be put in constant peril whilst associating with the feral Giant Giraffes?

The second: where are they going to sit?

“What are my options?” asks Bill, tightening his chin strap.

“Well, you’ve got regular saddle, on the back, you know, but there’s limited visibility.  Some people like to get up on the head, but vertigo’s a problem, as are winds.”

“What else?”

“Only one other that works.  We call it the Koala Grip. “

One Response to “They’re Really Tall”

  1. …Greg, you are pretty fantabulous.

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