(Thanks to Cass ‘Zuzu’ Roach for her excellent vocals!)
Down in the eighth circle, my dear Jack is sitting, lonely
I’m in seventh heaven, without my one and only
But I know I will soon hold his hand
Whether or not it is in God’s plan
First, Jack, you must conquer the snakes and the guardian centaur
Then, on with your journey, until you’re at heaven’s door